Bad Karma
I was riding back home from school today to fetch an assignment which I was to immediately take back and hand in. On my way back, I rode down the usual hill, but when the usual bend arrived, I made a grave error in my calculations and began to brake far too late. Skidding sideways towars the curb, I desperately hit the front brakes. The bicycle stopped immediately and fell onto its side.
However, I continued to fly in spectacular hollywood fashion, backside first with my arms and legs outstretched. As I skidded to a soft halt I contemplated the awsomeness of my flight, and continued to do so as I stood up. I scratched my lower back and found it to be wet and mushy. Further inspection confirmed that I had in fact obliterated a large, wet, rotting mushroom upon landing. I took off my jacket to find the foul remains and stowed the jacket on the back of my bicycle and promptly returned the assignement.
Several lessons can be learned from my misfortune. One is that you should always be on the lookout for foul and smelly items when making a crashlanding, secondly; always make sure someone is filming every moment of your life. I for example would post this on YouTube under the title "Jerk forgot his breaks" and watch has people write offensive comments about me, while I cunningly leave a URL to lure them into this desolate corner of the internet.
Sakari
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Oh Zak. It somehow, dosent suprise me that you would end up doing something like that, it seems almost as if misfortunes like this are in the world just for you. I wish i could have been there to see it.But it could have of been worse right? You could have landed in some *ahem* far more grotesque, things. So cheer up! ^^
Well, I was actually quite delighted after the incident when I realised I would be able to blog about it. Sad as that may seem, my day to day life is not quite interesting enough to allow me to write as much as I would like.
So, nice to have some juicy misfortunes to brighten my day.